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The last A1 Facilities Jingle…for today

Dr. Mobey — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 01:47:54 +0000

This is the Deep House version of the jingle. I am quite proud of it. Suck it Moby.a1fmdeephouse

Short Version of the A1FM Jingle

Dr. Mobey — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 20:38:33 +0000

A-1 Facility Maintenance Jingle by The Carpets

Dr. Mobey — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 14:57:29 +0000

Check Out Brian’s new business jingle, they don’t have a phone number yet, so find them on the web! Click the link below to get the jingle. Feel free to post it on your low page view website!

A1FM Jingle

All your liquidations are belong to us

Dr. Mobey — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:36:42 +0000

I think that I understand what this sign says. Like when you read something in Spanish and can pick out some of the meaning because some of the words are close to English.

Is this a thing now?

Dr. Mobey — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 21:42:51 +0000

This man is talking to a news outlet, he knows that he is on camera, they are asking him questions and he is apparently keeping the option open to answer a phone call. This is not an isolated incident. I was at Bakers lounge watching a smooth jazz act (stfu) and the bass player must have been awaiting an important call as well because he was wearing a bluetooth headset whilst performing smooth jazz. On several occasions men have talked to me wearing bluetooth headsets while we discussed important financial matters. This must be a thing, right? BTW this is not racist.

Downtown Milford

Dr. Mobey — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 04:17:32 +0000

Had a nice dinner with senior editor Dave. Check out the review on www.istoleyourpen.com. Summer nights in a small town are hard to beat.

S&M Gummi Bears®

Dr. Mobey — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 23:57:16 +0000

This is just inappropriate

Housing Shmousing

Dr. Mobey — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 03:35:50 +0000

So I’m asked quite a bit about the housing market and my opinion on what people should do when their house loses value. Here is a very simple way to explain what to do.

If you cannot afford your house, sell your house. You will eventually get over the loss and be happier in something you can afford, even if it is a rental.

If you owe more on your house than it is worth, join the club. You do not get special treatment. I do not get special treatment. I shut up about my house depreciating about a year and a half ago. Houses are now like cars, they depreciate like a sonofabitch. This may feel like throwing good money after bad, but unless you have a hardship situation, odds are it is still affordable, just really depressing.

Should I quit paying my mortgage? Will this help me get a lower payment? Sure, your mortgage company will foreclose and you will have to move to something cheaper. Have fun.

Should I just walk away from my home and leave the keys in the mailbox? NO. Your mortgage company will foreclose and come after you for the deficiency balance. Have fun in bankruptcy court. (guess what? Bankruptcy court is not fun)

Of course I am being snarky and tongue in cheek. These are serious things that people are dealing with, but for the vast majority of homeowners, we are doing just fine. We need to sit back and wait for the market to come back…and yes, it will come back.

A Squirrel in the Cleavage is Worth…

Dr. Mobey — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:21:44 +0000

A woman smuggling a rodent in her bosom. has brought me out of semi-retirement. this is just too good. First question…what species of squirrel was it? Second question…Where did the chipmunk go?

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2009/06/30/moos.squirrel.cleavage.cnn

February is Moustache month

Dr. Mobey — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 15:01:15 +0000

Check this post out on Geekdad. I have not decided if I will be participating, mainly because my facial hair comes in looking like I just smeared Oreos all over my face.