First she becomes a VP nominee and then her 17 year old daughter turns out to be Britney Spears’ sister. Nice going family values party. Go fuck yourselves.

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  I got one!!! With all of this buzz about people camping out for this 3G thing I decided to go out and get one for myself. I just walked in and asked for one, there wasn’t even a line!!! I immediately unboxed it when I got home and was disappointed that it was so [...]

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Let’s bring back an oldie but a goodie. Back in college some friends and I had a debate about what we would fill a swimming pool with instead of water. Where I went to college this was actually a major. Jack suggested pus, and Bill countered with “Those little cymbals on tambourines” (That was my [...]

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OK, I doctored this.

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Here is where the site has been. If I were a presidential candidate I would win. The only issue I might have is that only 1.5 persons per state voted for me.

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Conservative bloggers and journalists have labeled a Dunkin’ Donuts online ad campaign “sympathetic to Terrorists” In the ad, which was pulled by Dunkin’ Donuts because they are huge pussies, cooking star Rachel Ray is seen wearing a checkered scarf. The accusers say that the scarf is a symbol of terrorism and Jihad because it resembles [...]

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I submitted my iPhone parody comp to Gizmodo and they featured it in a story with a bunch of other submissions. Good bye web obscurity, hello web sub-mediocrity!!! Thanks Giz! See it here: Off the Blog!!

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