I saw Tropic Thunder last night. BEST COMEDY of the SUMMER. It was just a great film. Ben Stiller is not my favorite director/Actor. He ranks just below John Travolta for me. But he really pulled this one off. Usually a Stiller comedy (Zoolander, Cable Guy) hits a couple of good jokes and then the [...]

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Let’s bring back an oldie but a goodie. Back in college some friends and I had a debate about what we would fill a swimming pool with instead of water. Where I went to college this was actually a major. Jack suggested pus, and Bill countered with “Those little cymbals on tambourines” (That was my [...]

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OK, I doctored this.

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My wife’s doctor called me out of shape. This diagnosis is based on him seeing me in person twice and her telling him that my exercise regimen entails walking downtown, eating an Ice Cream Sundae and then wheezing back home complaining that my chest hurts near where my heart is located. So we bought Wii [...]

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  Here’s what I don’t get. Why are iPhones on E-bay going for over $300? OK, I guess that I get that, sellers want as much as they can get for their poor investment in an Apple product that is upgraded every twenty minutes during a 45 minute keynote by Steve Jobs. (do the math) [...]

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A source has pointed out that I posted an un-truth yesterday. Specifically they said that my comment about the girl who said my shirt was ‘Gay’ was misleading.  I’ll re-frame the situation. There was a girl who said that my shirt was ‘Gay’ at a party. Three other people heard her and commented that the [...]

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Things that I have done at MSU: Senior contributor Brian and I re-created the lightsaber fight from Return of the Jedi through Brody Hall at 1 AM using rolled up copies of the Wall Street Journal and plenty of Foozles. (a drink that we invented: Sprite Bourbon, Triple sec, Gin) Woke up on the Banks [...]

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Conservative bloggers and journalists have labeled a Dunkin’ Donuts online ad campaign “sympathetic to Terrorists” In the ad, which was pulled by Dunkin’ Donuts because they are huge pussies, cooking star Rachel Ray is seen wearing a checkered scarf. The accusers say that the scarf is a symbol of terrorism and Jihad because it resembles [...]

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I submitted my iPhone parody comp to Gizmodo and they featured it in a story with a bunch of other submissions. Good bye web obscurity, hello web sub-mediocrity!!! Thanks Giz! See it here: Off the Blog!!

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