In November America will vote for a new president. Barack Obama and John McCain will be the candidates. The run-up to this election has been nothing short of newsworthy, which is why I have decided to throw some facts at the issue. McCain Facts.

1.) John McCain officiates in dogfights. Also cockfights (when in season)

2.) John McCain collects poop

3.) The “Straight Talk Express” is an actual train that operates between the Middle East and Guantanamo Bay

4.) Eats dinner at 2pm

5.) If elected, the White House will become an Assisted Living home.

6-8.) All of those hookers he killed