New Invention.
The Chastity Face
Co-developed by Dr. Mobey, Rev. Dave and Brian Rice, the Chastity Face is a Beard Protection Device to be worn over facial hair to prevent it from being inadvertently or vertently cut, maimed or shaved. (usually by wife)
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1 Brian Rice // Feb 17, 2008 at 8:30 am
I personally think this will be a huge hit in the sects of people who fear that they are under scrutiny and certain choppage of sacred beards. Let no man fear his wife cutting off his beard while wearing our guaranteed to work Chastity Face Beard Protectors ™ If it doesn’t work, we’ll glue hair to your face and do really bad things to the person who cut it. Call today for a brochure.
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