Let’s assume for a moment that there are such things as the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot and Ryan Seacrest’s penis. When people see these things they tend to only take one picture. Let’s also assume that these people only had one frame of film left or one shot left on their memory card. Also, these people tend to be complete A-holes. Perhaps a pattern is emerging. These things are all fictional. (except the A-hole part) Seriously, One picture of Champ, one lousy film of Bigfoot? The famous picture of the Loch Ness Monster has already been proved a fake, and I’m going to go out on a limb here and say all of these things are fake. Period. I’m still holding out hope for Santa Claus though.